Yesterday, dear Lady U, I tinkered with the idea to call a friend of mine who tends to as we say it fondly, pull a Persephone, that is vanish in the caverns of the incommunicado for months and then surface poetically to say hello how are you let me tell you my name.
As you know, I have learned to cultivate a modicum of forgiveness over such dismally inconsistent behavior. So therefore yesterday, since she had emailed me first, I felt a spasm of benevolence and picked up the phone to call her.
Then I put the phone down. Nah, I won't call, I thought. It is late by her standards.
Then I considered. No. I hardly ever call, tempus fugit, she will wake up with new wrinkles tomorrow as another day slides under another day as our minutes tend toward the shore and so forth and besides I was trusting I would get the answering machine.
I did not. She answered!
"You called at the exact time my oldest daughter was born 9 years ago! 10:07 PM!" She exclaimed. I took that to understand that I had walked into the middle of a family party involving children, but fortunately, the said daughter was already tucked in, and a mother in law was on the premises, so we could launch into a discussion of more auspicious events, such as timing, birthdays and likker.
Whereupon I reiterated my fervent belief I must have shared with you, that the labor of the mother and not the emergence of a child should be recognized and honored on a Birthday.
"Let me tell you," my friend spoke slowly, nursing a cold vodka that I nursed too, albeit at a distance, "The first birth was so quick, she came out in four pushes. And I was so selfish then. I realized I did not want to let her go, she was my child so I did not want the world to steal her from me. So I stopped pushing and the nurse asked me what I was doing because Rachel could have been hurt, she was trying to come out and I was suppressing birth."
"The second daughter...now her...They had to tell me to stop pushing that hard. I just wanted her out, out of me, quick, just out already, get on with it." She chuckled.
"I had to laugh at what four years had done to my body." She paused. "The stars were gone from my eyes."
What stories would we hear, dear Lady U if we asked not the child, but the mother, of the events of a birth? I praise myself for my exquisite timing on this one as I fortuitously stumble on such confessions.
Maybe these are tales mothers cannot tell their daughters frankly, but only to other women, whose secrecy is assured by their cluelessness. Such as myself, if I may be so bold to admit.