A Terrible Plight

My dear Lady Ursula, let me interject here on behalf of The Lady Percy, you recall, she of the Beetham Mansion, has been taken terrribly unwell by one of her very own teeth! Yes, a tooth of her own, a bold upstart, has taken it upon itself to cause her much grievous torment. Not only that but her very own medic poisoned her with penicillin and if not for wits and sharp tongue, she would have been laid to a bed far colder than the one she now occupies, praise be, her trusty Lord beside her. Can you imagine the ache that she must endure without gritting her teeth too hard, as she awaits for the medication to soothe her inflamed body?

Lady Ursula, let this be a lesson to you, to take care of your teeth before they start making short shrift of you!

And make sure that you pay her a visit both of chiding and charm!